04-16-2018, 04:32 AM
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It's amazing that in 2018, people still believe an obviously fake country like this even exists.
Kangaroos and Koala bears are obvious nonsense. We have a whole special taxonomy for a species that exists only on one island? "Marsupials" they're called. No eggs or normal live births for them. Nope, pouches and gross fecal paps.
An island that's supposedly made up of nothing but British convicts. Sounds like the plot of a movie.
Australia is supposedly in Asia yet is full of nothing but white people. White people who have silly slang words and only hobby is throwing around a boomerang - something that defies the laws of physics.

Let's be real. Britain didn't ship off its convicts to some magical island. It simply drowned all of them. And the fable of this island nation that come people even want to call the lost continent of Atlantis is absurd. It's a cover up for one of the greatest mass murders in history.
Your Australian friends? They're all paid actors and(mostly) internet trolls and bots.
And if you think you've visited Australia - you're wrong. The airlines and pilots are in on it. When you think you're in Australia, you're really just being flown to nearby islands full of actors. It's really nothing more than a theme park for the continued enrichment of the British Royal Family.
Now lastly you may point out that Australia has been clearly mapped out using Nasa's 3d imaging with their "satellites". Of course it has. And if Australia is real, then the world is of course a sphere rotating around the sun.
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